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John Terry set to miss Aston Villa’s pre-season so he can enter Love Island

The Villains' new experienced centre-back will join up with the squad after recoupling with Amber... not really

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John Terry has signed for Aston Villa but he’s set to miss most of pre-season due to reality television commitments.

The transfer has come just as the experienced centre-back is about to enter ITV 2 reality show Love Island.

Since his departure from Chelsea he’s mainly been thinking about his one true passion in life – shagging.

Terry has recently recoupled with Aston Villa after ditching long-time partner Chelsea

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Terry has recently recoupled with Aston Villa after ditching long-time partner Chelsea

Terry is set to make a sensational entrance onto the show, in which sexy singletons are encouraged to couple up in an attempt to win £50,000, on tonight’s episode.

The dynamic of the show requires the islanders to steal other contestant’s partners, something Terry should have no problem with.

One of show’s producers, Lee Satchell, had this to say: “We didn’t approach John, he approached us.

“He said he’s got his eye on Olivia, Amber, Tyla and Gabby. Although he says Montana, Camilla, Chyna and even hostess Caroline Flack are his type ‘on paper’

“He also said a few of the camera crew were pretty fit. Basically he’s up for anything.

“If he wins the show then he says he’ll donate the money to charity which is good of him. And if he doesn’t win then he’s going to turn up to the final anyway and lift the trophy wearing full kit.”

There are also rumours that Ryan Giggs may make an appearance later in the series.


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