We love bacon. We love beards.
So what a treat we’ve been given today.
September 5 is BOTH World Beard Day and International Bacon Day.
And we’re celebrating the most unlikely of twin celebrations by revealing what our favourite football icons would look like with beards… MADE OF BACON.
And so, unfortunately, is the one with cured pig flesh on his face.
Football’s most handsome manager just got even more dashing.
“DON’T BLOODY LOOK LIKE AN OWL NOW, DO I?”
Q) Why did Jurgen Klopp burn his face on the bacon beard?
A) He wore it before it was cool.
Cult icon. Church goer. Bacon lover.
A good, honest beard for a proper, honest footballer.
LORD NICKLAS BENDTNER
Denmark’s No1, Denmark’s Denmark’s No1!