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Marcos Rojo doesn’t know how to make toast

Marcos Rojo has an indifferent time at Man United up to this point.

He was consistently selected by Louis Van Gaal for a spell last year when the coach was still tinkering with his system and line-up.



Injury problems and the improved form of Luke Shaw, Chris Smalling and Daley Blind has seen Rojo slip out of favour and he now finds himself starved of regular action.

Not only that he doesn’t even know how to make bloody toast.

Look at the state of that. How hard is it?