Well, this kid has no choice over who he supports.
New dad and Millwall fanatic Mike Bloomfield, 58, named his lad Bermondsey Millwall Den.
Unsurprisingly, wife Kelly, 38, said he was “frightened” to come home after registering the name.
But get this – it could have been worse.
Mike said: “He was a surprise baby, shall we say, and so it was either going to be that or Houdini – because where’s he come from?! I thought he’s the next generation, why not.
“The wife wasn’t too pleased. She’s just started talking to me again. I told her: ‘By the way, it’s Bermondsey Millwall Den’.
“It went quiet for a little while, but she’s just getting used to it now
“If David Beckham can name his son Brooklyn, then I can name mine Bermondsey.”