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Cap burglars: How the f*** did they play for Brazil?

When you think of Brazilian football what comes to mind?

The iconic yellow and green kit, mesmeric levels of flair, the Maracana?


But what we don’t tend to associate Brazilian football with is bang average players who wouldn’t look out of place at Scunthorpe United.

Over the years, however, Brazil have called up some players that made Carlton Cole and Stewart Downing look like world class international footballers.

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