Nothing hurts like the one that got away.
Especially when that one is your favourite Total 90 trapped on a train tracks.
Welcome to the heartbreaking world of Lost Footballs – a land of broken dreams, forgotten balls and poignant song lyrics.
WARNING: Contains graphic images.
1 Sadness is a blessing
2 Longest way round is the shortest way home
3 This loneliness won’t leave me alone
4 Sittin’ in the morning sun
5 They don’t love you like I love you
6 You and I are gonna live forever
7 Don’t worry, be happy
8 Love is a battlefield
9 Stuck inside these four walls
10 One of these days somebody is going to find you
11 Let’s don’t let a good thing die
12 Would I see suspicion in your eyes?
14 I can’t walk out
15 The dead can dance if they want romance
16 He’s already in me
17 Death was more interesting to him
18 Well hang on