Look, we’re no doctors.
But even we know that you don’t treat a muscle injury by giving out mouth to mouth.
Kelechi Iheanacho pulled up during Man City’s win over Steaua Bucharest.
The injury initially appeared to be potentially more serious than a standard muscle problem and Steaua defender Bogdan Mitrea immediately sprinted to his aid.
But just as he started giving stricken Iheanacho mouth to mouth he burst into laughter.
Turns out you can’t fix a calf problem with intimate facial contact.
Even still, fair play to Bogdan for rushing to Iheanacho at such speed.
FYI, Iheanacho wasn’t knocked unconscious.