We were all guilty of the odd cringe tweet back in the day.
What. a. night.
We’re all loving our England heroes right now after they finally broke our penalty shootout curse.
The Three Lions dramatically beat Colombia on pens and now Sweden await in the quarter-finals.
So, what better way to thank the lads by stitching them up for their old social media activity.
Today’s victim, shootout hero and the new best goalkeeper in the world, Jordan Pickford.
Sorry in advance, lad.
Believe me when I say, it’s on us mate.
Fill your boots, go for whatever you want. You’ve bloody earned it after all.
No lemon & herb bull***t though.
A young Pickford obviously struggled with his grammar, “i’n” “i’s”.
But f**k it! Who needs to be good at English when you’re saving penalties for fun at a World Cup, right?
Does anyone know what he was wanting to watch on Sky that late at night?
Oh yes, you absolute boy Pickford!
I bet he had a fair few of these after last night, am I right?!
A chicken what?!
It turns out, after some googling, it’s a popular dish originating in Middlesbrough.
It actually looks quite decent. Well, the sort of food you would smash after a night out.
So this is the fuel that powers the greatest goalkeeper in the world. Interesting.
Alright, we won’t then.
This is very relatable content from a young Pickford.
We all remember that weird point in time when American Pie/Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz were the only films ever on.
I’m sure Pickford is doing his fair share of chilling nowadays too.
What a man.
Never change, Jordan.