You just had to go old-school, didn’t you?
Well, you got your way.
4-4-2 with copact full-backs, Eric Dier and Jordan Henderson overrun in midfield, and Harry Kane and Jamie Vardy reading from different hymn sheets up top.
It’s turgid, real turgid.
0-0 after 110 minutes with just one forgettable shot on target each to show for a lot of clueless running.
Not another shootout surely, our nerves can’t take it.
Ref! Thank you, a free-kick in a decent position, just over 20 yards out.
Trent Alexander-Arnold is over it and Harry Kane is having a long word in his ear about something…