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It’s okay to laugh at this clip of Nacho furiously masturbating before Spain’s opening goal

Admit it, you had a little giggle...

Was it an own goal or did Sergio Ramos get the last touch?

Who cares.

The main issue surrounding Spain’s opening goal against Russia in the round of 16 concerns Nacho’s insatiable libido.

There’s a time and a place, mate

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There’s a time and a place, mate

The free-kick from which the goal was awarded after Yuri Zhirkov absolutely clattered the Real Madrid defender a few yards in from the touchline.

Nacho was clearly in pain as he was seen furiously rubbing the inflicted area.

However, the camera angle was such that we only saw him from behind, and the result brought out the immature schoolboy in everyone…

Yep, it’s a w**king joke.

And you what? That’s okay.

The World Cup knockout stages can be terribly nerve-wracking.

A two second clip of a player seemingly pouring himself a hand shandy while prone on the pitch is just the tonic some need.

Although it does seem that Nacho’s World Cup reputation has suddenly gone from worldie-scorer to horny-b**tard.

He was rubbing his knee, OKAY?

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He was rubbing his knee, OKAY?

We could write a few more words on how Zhirkov sounds a little bit like ‘jerk off’ but we’ll let you get back to the game.

Feel free to pop back in if you need a bit of comic relief.