Right, we’ll apologise in advance for what’s about to go down.
Nine World Cup players, nine World Cup kits, each one more sickening than the other.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Why does Harry Kane looks like he had one above average season for Schalke before joining Bayern Munich, where he won four consecutive Bundesliga titles?
Sergio Ramos reunited with Pepe once more. International strikers would be retiring left, right and centre.
Messi can finally get rid of the terrible midfielders that have been holding him back and link up with… Paulinho.
Continuing the proud tradition of talented but temperamental Argentinian no.10s.
Okay, he actually quite suits a Spain kit. In fact it’s probably impossible to look bad in it.
Inflicting untold pain on Yer Das across the country by dyeing his hair red and gold every other week.
Didier Deschamps would still bench him in favour of Blaise ‘I know where the bodies are buried’ Matuidi.
BECAUSE MESUT OZIL ALWAYS GOES MISSING IN GAMES! GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
If you’ve managed to get through that without feeling violently ill then feel free to chance you arm at rival club badges that will leave you confused, sad and angry for the rest of the day.
Again, probably best not to indulge if you’ve just had your lunch.