Somebody change the sheets in the spare bedroom, football is coming home.
England have just won 6-1 in an actual, proper World Cup game.
Sure, it may have been against canal-enthusiasts Panama.
But after the torrid times we’ve had to endure in recent times, such an emphatic victory at a major tournament is utter bliss.
Drink these stats in and enjoy the rest of your Sunday, we certainly will…
Now go to the top and read it all again…