1 First of all, isn’t the Superbowl bigger these days?
2 You probably need to pay Sky Sports or BT Sport an extortionate subscription fee just to watch it
3 Are any decent players even going to be there?
4 It’s played at a load of s**t holes, isn’t it?
5 Nobody cares about international football anyway
6 And the kits, yuck!
7 It’s all just European teams anyway, isn’t it? Might as well call it the Europe Cup
8 Atmosphere? Non-existent mate…
9 Even if you do like it, you’ll have to wait ages between games
10 The build-up has been dull as anything
11 Honestly… it’ll be a snoozefest, it always has been
